NEWSFLASH: I’m still far up One Direction’s ass. Specifically Harry’s. It’s been almost seven years and I. AM. STILL. HERE. When he announced he was going to play in Singapore for his promotional tour, I immediately bought tickets. 2017 isn’t ending without your homegirl seeing Harry Styles again. It’s been two years too long.
(Getting tickets was such a hassle but spoiler alert: your girl got 4 tickets with no sweat. I’m the Oprah of ticket buying. Virtual waiting rooms? Can’t relate.)
Please pretend to be shocked – I saw Harry last week. I can’t get over how beautiful and how much of a sweetheart he was (and still is) without even trying – it’s unfair. Shoutout to Anne for raising such a wonderful human being (May or may not be biased here but what do you expect, honestly)
He’s a fun performer (as always), a true rockstar – he’s always been one even in One Direction. People who say otherwise are just boyband snobs. It’s so great to see him on stage again. He was born to prance and do his best dad moves lol. I’m so fucking proud of him.
I can’t wait for next year! Gonna see him in Brisbane and Manila and probably Osaka too. Gonna be an exciting April and May for me.
I’m also seeing and meeting Niall in June and I cannot wait!!!!
(Also soooo excited for Louis and Liam’s solo stuff and tour too! But please someone bring back One Direction, I’m literally begging u)
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL JEFF TO HIRE ME.