NEWSFLASH: I’m still far up One Direction’s ass. Especially Harry Styles’. It’s been almost seven years and I. AM. STILL. HERE. So when Harry announced in April that he’s gonna go on tour and that he’s gonna play in Singapore, your homegirl gathered all her minions to help her book tickets because there’s no way 2017 is ending without her seeing Harry Styles again. It’s been two years too long.
(Getting tickets was such a hassle but spoiler alert: your girl got 4 tickets with no sweat. I’m the Oprah of ticket buying, I’m telling you. Virtual waiting rooms? Can’t relate.)
SO YESSSS I SAW HARRY STYLES LAST WEEK!!! And he is just so so so tender. I can’t get over how beautiful and how much of a sweetheart he is without even trying – it’s unfair, really. Shoutout to her mom, Anne, for raising such a wonderful human being (May or may not be biased here but what do you expect, really)
He’s a fun performer (as always), a true rockstar. He’s always been one, even in One Direction. People who say otherwise are just boyband snobs lol. It’s so fucking great to see him on stage again – to see him in his true form. He’s born to prance (and do his best dad moves lol) around the stage and I’m immensely proud of him. SO. FUCKING. PROUD.
I can’t wait for next year! Gonna see him in Brisbane and Manila and probably Osaka too. Gonna be an exciting April and May for me.
I’m also seeing and meeting Niall in June and I cannot wait!!!!
(Also soooo excited for Louis and Liam’s solo stuff and tour too! I’m so proud of everyone but BRING 1D BACK BITCH)
NOW, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL JEFF TO HIRE ME.